She’s a pretty girl, slim. But she doesn’t even sign up for a dating website. Why should she, after all this time? No man will last long with her. She doesn’t care about how she looks now.

No, she goes to work in the office like everyone else – wearing a suit, shoes, and a little makeup. But she doesn’t even wash her hair at home for a week, with everything that goes with it.

She shaves her legs and armpits once or twice a year, when she goes on holiday to the seaside. She’s still happy with just three days’ stubble.

The reason for all this was that she met a girl just after her divorce and fell in love with her. In this relationship, she doesn’t always have to look perfect, go to the gym three times a week, and cook delicious meals.

She said it so nicely that I thought about trying it myself. Luckily, I haven’t been dumped yet.

I wonder if a husband can make his wife feel as miserable as possible.

But that’s not what I mean. Anyway, I told a classmate about laser hair removal, and she was interested. I didn’t mean to upset anyone. I was talking about work.

My girlfriend is very tolerant and hates shaving, but body hair is a significant obstacle in life. She hates it, but hates the stubble and itching after shaving even more.

So she chooses the less harmful option. As an extra challenge, she’s had to wear long ¾ sleeve dresses to work parties before New Year’s Eve for the past three years.

She wears them to restaurants, birthdays, and weddings. But her girlfriend isn’t jealous.